Feb/18/14
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imagineyourfavoriterobot:

Imagine your favorite Autobot hearing the phrase “that’s ratchet” for the first time and becoming completely confused because that is definitely not Ratchet

oR IS IT

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Jan/14/14
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Heeeeeyy gurrrl I ain't seen your fine aft in a long while! where the frag you been?

[A crash, possibly glass breaking, is heard over the loud, bone-vibrating bass of the music playing within the room. A stream of cruses soon follows and angry stomps are felt approaching the door- It would be best to leave now and as quickly as possible!]




Aug/22/13
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"I AIN’T NO 2 BIT HO DAT NEEDS A PIMP- SPECIALLY NO MUTHAFUKIN ‘PIMPTIMUS PRIME’"




Jun/30/13
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Jun/26/13
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black-nick-fury:

mhmm gurl yuu ratchet

AND DON’T YOU MUTHA FUCKIN’ FORGET IT, BIATCH!

black-nick-fury:

mhmm gurl yuu ratchet

AND DON’T YOU MUTHA FUCKIN’ FORGET IT, BIATCH!




Mar/22/13
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Mar/18/13
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oneshallstand:

ask-ratchet-ratchet:

oneshallstand:

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OH hell nah.

HEELLL NAH.

//Takes off earrings//

AIN’T NO BITCHASS PRIME TELLIN ME WAT 2 DO

I TOOK 2 SYNTH-EN. U WANNA GO? U WANNA FRAGGIN GO, GLITCH?!

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not a good ideai might mess up your weave.

…..

//Taps a manicured finger on chin, pensively//

U get to go free dis time… Jus ‘cause I jus got ma weave did.

BUT I AIN’T WANNA SEE YO BITCH ASS TALKIN SLAG- ‘CAUSE I WILL FUK U UP, WEAVE OR NO WEAVE!




Mar/18/13
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oneshallstand:

ask-ratchet-ratchet:

oneshallstand:

so I just discovered RATCHET RATCHET AND I JUST 

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YO BITCHAZZ GOT SUMTHIN TA SAY?

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OH hell nah.

HEELLL NAH.

//Takes off earrings//

AIN’T NO BITCHASS PRIME TELLIN ME WAT 2 DO

I TOOK 2 SYNTH-EN. U WANNA GO? U WANNA FRAGGIN GO, GLITCH?!




Mar/18/13
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oneshallstand:

so I just discovered RATCHET RATCHET AND I JUST 

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YO BITCHAZZ GOT SUMTHIN TA SAY?




Mar/17/13
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triceratopsboss:

ask-ratchet-ratchet:

DAYUM I THINK I BETTA TURN MA SWAG OFF~
HOEZ ARE STILL COMING IN

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS WHEN I TURNED MY LAPTOP BACK ON. RATCHET I AM NOT A HOE NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE TELLS YOU. XD 

U’Z A HOE IF I SAY SO. Fukkin deal wit it.

triceratopsboss:

ask-ratchet-ratchet:

DAYUM I THINK I BETTA TURN MA SWAG OFF~

HOEZ ARE STILL COMING IN

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS WHEN I TURNED MY LAPTOP BACK ON. RATCHET I AM NOT A HOE NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE TELLS YOU. XD 

U’Z A HOE IF I SAY SO. Fukkin deal wit it.